Whatever I May Be, I'm Not A Regular Guy

Who am I? I'm Jack McRobbie. I live in East Anglia. I'm in my sorta-mid teens. But I don't look it. Or sound it. I am rather eccentric due to a number of qualities. A-I have Aspergers Syndrome, which makes me wierd anyway. BUT- I am relatively normal compared to some people who try their damn ruddy absolute hardest to be cool, when all they seem to be is more alienating. My strategy- just be yourself. Do not try to fit in, because you're not going to. Most people I have to put up with are people who fit in to that age-old cliche of trying to be one of the cool people. The world is such a cutthroat place of conflicts over pretty much anything. You will find that you have to do everything people want you to. I hate peer pressure. I am actually immune to the entire thing.  Try for once just to find your own personality, and stop being such a stupid cretin following the racing rabbit of fashion. I just am that oddball that people are sat on the fence about. B- I come from an odd family. Anyhoo, enough with the very long introduction. I just want to not actually blog, which is a technique I am getting fond of, where you talk about random items. Right now, I'm sort of getting into the concept of movie riffing. You know what I mean if you're sort of that cross between geek and 90's guy. MST3K, Cinematic Titanic, Rifftrax... OK. A hokey movie is on TV. Don't change channel. Start joking after people deliver their lines and in sudden silences. It's fun, and it brightens up a dull day. Bring out all that deep seated anger you may have with tons of snark. Until next time, sayonara!